Comments on: Farewell, Dyketha. See you in hell. http://www.bokeen.com/994 my blog is funnier than yours Sat, 04 Feb 2012 02:40:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: boqueen http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-332 boqueen Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:01:26 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-332 Oh, my god. Clinee's comment just made me cry. Small, dull teeth? Holy shit! And yes, Miz Hedspeth is the original individual who gave The Creature the name Dyketha. Renee: No, it's Dyketha. Three syllables. DYKE-uh-tha. This is too funny. Oh, my god.

Clinee’s comment just made me cry. Small, dull teeth? Holy shit! And yes, Miz Hedspeth is the original individual who gave The Creature the name Dyketha.

Renee: No, it’s Dyketha. Three syllables. DYKE-uh-tha.

This is too funny.

]]> By: Awesome-O http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-331 Awesome-O Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:24:40 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-331 I do not Dyketha, however, I now understand the emotional pain that will be inflicted if I decide to piss you off. I am now determined to stay on your good side for fear of banishment and harsh revenge. I do not Dyketha, however, I now understand the emotional pain that will be inflicted if I decide to piss you off. I am now determined to stay on your good side for fear of banishment and harsh revenge.

]]> By: C Hedspeth http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-328 C Hedspeth Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:25:05 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-328 As you know, I first discovered the rare Dyketha in the late summer of 07'. At the time I was a young woman trying to make a name for myself in the exciting world of Urban Studies. When I first came across the creature now known as Dyketha, I was on a solo expedition around facebook and craigslist. It was only my second expedition in Little Village, the jungle located on the southwest side of chicago. Anyways, when I was first approached by creature, I was first tempted to scream but after I viewed her small, dull teeth, I decided that the world must know about this creature. For several weeks I observed the creature in a very controlled setting. Around three months into my study I named the creature Dyketha. My complete study will be published sometime this year in the American Facebook Association Review. Although I am very excited to discuss my findings I would like to say that as a social scientist I have an obligation to be as objective as possible. However, I have come to realize that my choices as a social scientist can impact the entire world. I had no idea that the rare Dyketha would revert back to its natural state- a wild beast. As you know, I first discovered the rare Dyketha in the late summer of 07′. At the time I was a young woman trying to make a name for myself in the exciting world of Urban Studies. When I first came across the creature now known as Dyketha, I was on a solo expedition around facebook and craigslist. It was only my second expedition in Little Village, the jungle located on the southwest side of chicago. Anyways, when I was first approached by creature, I was first tempted to scream but after I viewed her small, dull teeth, I decided that the world must know about this creature. For several weeks I observed the creature in a very controlled setting. Around three months into my study I named the creature Dyketha. My complete study will be published sometime this year in the American Facebook Association Review. Although I am very excited to discuss my findings I would like to say that as a social scientist I have an obligation to be as objective as possible. However, I have come to realize that my choices as a social scientist can impact the entire world. I had no idea that the rare Dyketha would revert back to its natural state- a wild beast.

]]> By: Renee http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-325 Renee Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:14:42 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-325 Geeeeeeeeez, according to the spelling, shouldn't her name have been pronounced DIKE-tha? Geeeeeeeeez, according to the spelling, shouldn’t her name have been pronounced DIKE-tha?

]]> By: boqueen http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-322 boqueen Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:46:00 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-322 Hahaha! That was hilarious. Why didn't she sign her name at the end of her attempt at rebuttal? For the record, "In question" is a creature that never sleeps, so talking about a mid-night wake-up is impossible. And then when she WOULD "try" to sleep (meaning, slouching somewhere on top of a skateboard/underneath a laptop or two, we would make every attempt to be as loud as possible. Because she's a HORRIBLE PERSON. I wonder if she'll forward this to her "friends" (how embarrassing) I bet bokeen's readership is going to skyrocket after this one! And CC--don't front. Everybody knows you're MY GIRLFRIEND. It's written on the whiteboard in my kitchen in your handwriting. Hahaha! That was hilarious. Why didn’t she sign her name at the end of her attempt at rebuttal? For the record, “In question” is a creature that never sleeps, so talking about a mid-night wake-up is impossible. And then when she WOULD “try” to sleep (meaning, slouching somewhere on top of a skateboard/underneath a laptop or two, we would make every attempt to be as loud as possible. Because she’s a HORRIBLE PERSON.

I wonder if she’ll forward this to her “friends” (how embarrassing) I bet bokeen’s readership is going to skyrocket after this one!

And CC–don’t front. Everybody knows you’re MY GIRLFRIEND. It’s written on the whiteboard in my kitchen in your handwriting.

]]> By: val http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-321 val Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:14:04 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-321 Ahahahahaha! Gross! Ahahahahaha! Gross!

]]> By: In question http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-320 In question Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:17:52 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-320 Farewell to you too. You sound like a moose caught under a semi-truck at your climax, which isn't a great wake-up in the middle of the night. While your voice was INCREDIBLY annoying during average conversation which couldn't be rescued with almost-witty commentary, and the drunken fights at 1:30 am got old fast, I had put up with quite enough too. Farewell to you too. You sound like a moose caught under a semi-truck at your climax, which isn’t a great wake-up in the middle of the night. While your voice was INCREDIBLY annoying during average conversation which couldn’t be rescued with almost-witty commentary, and the drunken fights at 1:30 am got old fast, I had put up with quite enough too.

]]> By: CC http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-319 CC Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:10:27 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-319 Oh my god! I can't believe you'd make fun of my girlfriend that way! I love her! I. LOVE. HER. Oh my god! I can’t believe you’d make fun of my girlfriend that way! I love her! I. LOVE. HER.

]]> By: boqueen http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-318 boqueen Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:37:09 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-318 HAHAHAHA @Shak SERIOUSLY! I TOLD YOU SHE WAS HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING!!!! HAHAHAHA @Shak

SERIOUSLY! I TOLD YOU SHE WAS HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING!!!!

]]> By: Shak http://www.bokeen.com/994/comment-page-1#comment-317 Shak Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:02:07 +0000 http://blog.bokeen.com/?p=994#comment-317 Hold on a second...THAT'S Dyketha??? That's seriously a girl? Hold on a second…THAT’S Dyketha??? That’s seriously a girl?

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