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Craigslist Chaos, part II: Wigger versus gold digger

Harry Seaword is the consummate Renaissance man. 

In his last adventure on Craigslist, Harry played the role of a tattooed emo boy with a rock band.  Today, Harry adopts a far different persona. 

In this installment of Craigslist Chaos, Harry proactively seeks out his potential mate by responding a personal ad posted by one of the countless desperate women on Craigslist.

(The name of this series has been changed in the interest of preserving originality.  A Google search of “Fun with Craigslist,” produced approximately sixty trillion results, including multiple blogs of the same name.)

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Girl seeking Sugar Daddy – 19
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Craigslist Chaos

We have a saying where I come from: “MySpace is for rapists and stalkers; Craigslist is for rapists and hookers.” 

Both sites are part of the seedy back-alley of the information superhighway.  While Craigslist is a flourishing marketplace for buyers and sellers of assorted crap, it also a place for desperate people to meet one another. 

The personal ads on Craigslist are highly entertaining.  Pathetic introverts post ads in hopes of meeting their perfect mate, or at least an adequate receptacle for one’s semen. 

Naturally, I felt a strong desire to interact with these mooks.  I set up a fake email account and adopted the moniker “Harry Seaword.”  Harry is the man of many faces who will serve as my persona on Craigslist. 

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