Due to these egregious spelling errors, the owner of this sign was forced to make a $75,000 donation to The Barbara Bush Foundation for Family Literacy.
Source: Laundromat in Chicago.

The Grammar Police have issued an All Point Bulletin for the missing verb.
Source: chicagotribune.com.

“That’s not a typo,” the store owner claimed while being arrested by the Grammar Police, “the sign has a lisp.”
Source: Dry cleaner in Chicago.
(Reader submitted. Thank you, Colleen.)

Grammar Police gonna arrest u.
Source: Gas station in Waukegan, Illinois.

The Grammar Police were offended by the misuse of “your” and the lack of an apostrophe in “won’t.” The Racism Police were offended by the suggestion that minorities are incapable of filling out a 1040.
Source: Facebook application.

“The car stereo is what?” The Grammar Police joked while making the arrest.
Source: Electronics store in Waukegan, Illinois.

The Grammar Police were puzzled. How does one spell “giardiniera” correctly, yet fail to consistently spell “sauce” properly?
Source: Hot dog stand menu in Waukegan, Illinois.

One would tend to assume that God would not make grammar mistakes, either.
Source: Stupid inspirational sign posted in a Chicago taco stand.

The Grammar Police do not think that the Bulls’ frontcourt matches up well against the Packers’ defensive line.
Source: chicagotribune.com.

The Grammar Police revoked this restaurant’s business license due to multiple apostrophe-use violations.
Source: Restaurant menu in Chicago.